So sometimes when we let Wayne out in public we will go to dinner and stop afterwards for a treat of some sort (mostly ice cream, I love the ice cream!!) Well he is the driver so we will let him do the ordering through the drive thru it's really unfortunate......
WAYNE: WHAT Y'ALL FROM THE BRAUMS.
HOL: LARGE CHOCOLATE SHAKE.
MOM: OH, NOTHING (I HATE FOOD)
ME: I WANT THE FROZEN YOGURT IN A CUP. MAKE IT THE TWIST.
DRIVE THRU PERSON: I CAN TAKE YOUR ORDER, WHEN READY.
WAYNE: YEAH I NEED TO GET A SMALL VANILLA SHAKE, AND ONE OF THOSE THEM THERE FROZEN CUSTARD SWIRLS.
ME AND HOL: (GIVING EACH OTHER A WHAT THE HECK LOOK)
DRIVE THRU PERSON: I'M SORRY SIR, WHAT WAS THAT...
WAYNE: OH YOU KNOW A FROZEN TWISTED CUSTARD....
DRIVER THRU PERSON: UM SIR.....
ME AND HOL: DAD, FROZEN YOGURT. TWIST.
WAYNE: OH WELL YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN YOGURT.
DRIVE THRU PERSON: OKAY VANILLA OR CHOCOLATE SIR.
WAYNE: UH SWIRLED, I MEAN TWIST.
DRIVE THRU PERSON: YOU'RE TOTAL IS $5.83 AT THE WINDOW, PLEASE PULL AHEAD. THANK YOU
WAYNE: (UNDER HIS BREATH) DAMN, FROZEN TWISTED SWIRLED YOGURT!
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