So tonight was the premier of Dancing with the Stars All Stars on ABC. My family and I love to gather in the living room and watch the show. Who knew tonight would provide us with a treasure chest of riches. First thing first is poor Shawn Johnson (20 years old) who had to retire from the Olympics
HOL: WELL YOU KNOW THEY RETIRE AT AGE LIKE 25...
WAYNE: THAT'S NOT TRUE, THERE WAS A WOMAN WHO WAS IN HER THIRTIES THIS YEAR.
ME, MOM, HOL: (ALL LAUGHING)
MOM: SHE DID OKAY.
HOL: SHE FELL DOWN ALL THE TIME.
MOM: I COULD WALK ACROSS THE FLOOR AND FALL DOWN.
ME: YES THEY DON'T COMPETE PAST 30 BECAUSE OF THEIR BRITTLE BONES
MOM: WHAT? DID YOU SAY PARENTAL TOES??
ME: (LOOKS AT MOM STRANGELY) BRITTLE BONES MOM.
EVERYONE: (LAUGHING)
Well then the very bored Pamela Anderson takes the stage to dance. Never mind that she always talks and looks like she is out of her mind let alone they are letting her dance.
HOL: SHE JUST LOOKS STRANGE.
MOM: HER DANCE MAKES ME A LITTLE UNCOMFORTABLE.
WAYNE: YEAH SHE REALLY MESSED UP WHEN SHE DID HER BOOBS.
ME: YES DAD OF ALL THINGS WRONG HERE HER BOOBS ARE WHAT WE ARE REFERRING TO.
HOL: YES THAT'S IT AND HER PARENTAL TOES.
ME: (LAUGHING) WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN?
HOL: I DON'T KNOW ASK YOUR MOTHER......
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