GAS STATION LADY: WHAT DID YOU GET CAPPUCCINO OR COFFEE?
MOM: I KIND OF GOT A LITTLE COMBINATION HERE. A LITTLE COFFEE AND CAPPUCCINO. I GOT A CRAPACOFFEE.
Now this lady had very expressive eyes and kind of a deadpan face, so needless to say she got a little offend
GAS STATION LADY: (DEADPAN FACE) OKAY.
So Mom is all happy and smiles as we leave and wishes the lady a good day not even realizing what just happened. So then we get in our truck.
ME: OMG MOM WHY DID YOU SAY THAT ABOUT THE COFFEE?
MOM: SAY WHAT?
ME: YOU CALLED HER COFFEE CRAP.
MOM: WHAT?@! NO I DID NOT.
ME: YOU SO DID. YOU CALLED IT CRAPACOFFEE.
ME: (FACE KIND OF PALES) WHOOPS.
Well this story has a happy ending because it turns out the gas station lady is very nice and my mother after giving a pretty nice apology now gets free coffee!!
The more you know......
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