Cameras point and shoot, Ask me what's my best side, I stand back and point at you.....

Citizen Cope



 

You know it really figures that the only Justin Bieber song I like it isn't even him that I like about the song. So thank you Big Sean (I think that's who it is) for having the best lyrics in the entire song!!
Now the song that I really like right now is Son's Gonna Rise by Citizen Cope. It's an oldie for me but I really am loving it!

On to other things I know I usually give Wayne a hard time (by the way he has shaved off all his hair, Hol and I about died laughing, laughing, laughing) but this time I'm going to talk about Alaska...

So the other day was Halloween at the workplace and we were talking prior to this about our Halloween costumes.

HOL: I THINK I'LL GO AS SARAH PALIN. (SPEAKING IN ACCENT) I CAN SEE RUSSIA FROM MY HOUSE..

MOM AND ME: WE DIE LAUGHING

ME: (SPEAKING IN CANADIAN ACCENT) MAYBE I SHOULD BE SARAH PALIN I CAN DO A PRETTY GOOD VOICE....

HOL: SMILING..

ME: OH WAIT THAT IS A CANADIAN ACCENT, SHE IS FROM ALASKA WELL THEY ARE RIGHT BESIDE EACH OTHER..

MOM AND HOL: GIVING EACH OTHER STRANGE LOOKS.

MOM: UH, NO IT'S NOT. ALASKA IS OFF IN THE OCEAN BY ITSELF, YOU HAVE TO FLY TO GET THERE...

ME: UM, YA'LL NEED TO PULL UP A MAP IMMA BOUT TO PROVE YOU TWO WRONG.

HOL: (PULLS UP PICTURE ON HER CELL PHONE) OH JESS I GUESS MOMS RIGHT IT IS OFF IN THE OCEAN BY TEXAS..

ME: OMG... LET ME PULL UP A MAP THAT IS NOT RIGHT.

ME: (PULLS MAP UP ON KINDLE) HA ha HA IN YOUR FACE I'M RIGHT ALASKA IS BY CANADA WHAT NOW??

HOL AND MOM: STARES AT MY KINDLE...

MOM: NO IT'S NOT DUMB ASS.

ME: SHOCKED COMPLETELY...WHAT YES IT IS ALASKA IS BY YUKON AND YUKON IS BY CANADA. I AM NO DUMB ASS I KNOW MY GEOGRAPHY....

SO NEVERMIND THAT YUKON IS ACTUALLY A PART OF CANADA DOES NOT MATTER I WAS STILL MORE RIGHT... SO LATER WHEN DRIVING BACK TO WORK WE ARE IN THE CAR AND I'M STILL PRETTY UPSET ABOUT BEING CALLED DUMB ASS. I TURN TO MY MOTHER

ME: YOU KNOW I'M KINDA UPSET ABOUT BEING CALLED DUMB ASS WHEN I WAS ACTUALLY RIGHT.

MOM: I KNOW HONEY, I'M SORRY. I THOUGHT I WAS TALKING TO WAYNE....


WELL I WOULD LIKE TO REPORT THAT MOM AND I ARE A OKAY AND NOW MOM AND HOL BOTH KNOW WHERE ALASKA IS, GUESS I'VE DONE MY JOB!!!