ARYA: OH WOW IT SMELLS LIKE STRIPPERS IN HERE. THIS IS AWESOME!!!
So off we go to Fuzzy Taco and wait in a mile long line, eat then head to city walk. We get our own room and then Hol buys me my first shot. After that we go do some Karaoke and I was crazy nervous, so the MC gave me a shot then I got up on stage after TamTam (who did amazing) and sang a Journey song terribly. After that we sat and listened to a few people go but the highlight had to be Rockin Robs face ( now Rockin Rob is a fabulously mature woman of a certain age) when two guys got up and did a pretty good rendition of "Get Low" . (WHO'S SCARED, YOU SCARED)
After about three shots later its a little bit around 11pm and Bri Bri, mom, Rockin Rob, and myself are all ready to bounce. So after chatting with an old friend (HI SHAQ) and a hallway chat with mom and Rockin Rob we are out of there. Now I don't know why but for some reason none of us brought jackets (which is just plain silly seeing as it was 32 degrees outside). So we go walking down to Harkins to see Breaking Dawn Part 2 (Twilight duh!) Well Rob has not been following the Twi Saga so her and mom go inside and the ticket taker is kind enough to let them get some popcorn and then they exit. We sit down and watch the movie. Now I will say I have never sat in a movie with a more lively crowd. Let's just say a lot of screaming and a chorus of "NNOOOOOO not EDWARD!!!!!!" took place. All the while my cell phone is buzzing like every five minutes (YOU DON'T INTERRUPT TWILIGHT PEOPLE IT'S RUDE)
BRI: OMG IS THIS HOW IT HAPPENED IN THE BOOK. I CAN'T REMEMBER? ( HER FACE SHOCKED AND MAD)
ME: (SHOCKED AS WELL) IT'S GOTTA BE A DREAM, IT'S GOTTA BE A DREAM.
Well the movie ends, which all I can say is while they did do some questionable things that were not in the book, all in all it ended as well as could be expected.
So BriBri and I take the ten minute walk back to our hotel all the while chatting about a very mean letter Bri would've sent to the Movie/Production Company and if everyone made it to the hotel before us seeing as it was two in the morning. (I CAN'T believe I WAS STILL AWAKE) and all the while pretending we were somewhere warm (FLORIDA, HAWAII, ANYWHERE WARM)
So we finally make it back to the hotel room to be greeted with:
HOL: FINALLY WE HAVE BEEN TRYING TO CALL YOU. TONAY IS MISSING WE LOST HER AT THE CLUB!!!!!
After that a series of events unfold all of which include a call to someone's boyfriend, calling around to the police station, detox, and also the jail trying to find our dear Tonay.
Well we are still trying to find her when some people get thirsty and Arya wants some M&Ms, mom and Rockin Rob volunteer to go.
They go downstairs and come back loot in hands and say:
MOM: YA'LL WILL NEVER BELIEVE IT BUT TONAY IS DOWNSTAIRS, AND SHE IS DRRR-UNK. SHE OWES A CAB DRIVER $30 AND THEN THEY'LL LET HER COME UP.
We were thrilled she was found and okay, well Stacy with a Y went to sleep I think, then a knock sounds from the door along with the bell ringing.
As the door opens all I can see is Tonay and her very drunk face ( looked like a kid brought home by the cops to her mommas front door).
TONAY: (ALL SLURRED) THEY SAYING I OWE HIM MONEY BUT I DON'T OWE HIM ANYTHING.
She stumbles to the room and digs in her purse trying to find the money. Hol is trying to get some out of her purse so I just go to my room and get out $30 to pay the guy so he will leave.
TONAY: (AGAIN VERY SLURRED) THIS BULL CRAP JESS I DON'T OWE HIM ANYTHING HE TOOK ME THE WRONG WAY I KNEW WHERE I WAS AT......
Her breath smelled bad of alcohol, I think I got buzzed again just off her breath.
So we get the cabbie his money (THANK YOU HOL AND T DID PAY YOU BACK)
BriBri is in the corner very upset with Tonay (SHE WAS PISSED MAX!!!)
So after things settle down we ask Tonay what happened...
TONAY: ( DOING THE PP DANCE) I DID NOT OWE HIM MONEY, HE PUSHED ME IN THAT CAB AND I TOLD HIM THAT I WAS STAYING AT THE HOTEL ACROSS FROM THE WARREN.
Now if you don't know the Warren it is in Moore and no wonder she owed the cabbie $30. Of course we all point this out and she laughs.
Well it's about 4 am at this point and Tonay tells us about her "night". What really happened may never truly been known but she was found so thats all that really matters. After all was said and done its kind of funny now.
Her version: Left at the club, pushed into the cab, he stole her money (that may have really happened), taken to Midwest City and the guy who drove the limo was with her for some reason.
Possible real version of events: Crossed hairs at the club (every other person thought they had her), hailed a cab, told him she was staying at the warren, then fell asleep and realized not at Warren at hotel across from Harkins.
Final everything calmed down and we went to sleep. Well except for Stacie with an E and my mother.
Well about 6am I am kicked out of bed by my sister-in-law Arya (GIRL YOU WERE ALL OVER THE PLACE but its okay I love ya anyways)
And then I am welcomed by a chorus of shouting by my sister Hol (love ya too!!) in the next room:
HOL: REALLY MOM, REALLY ITS SIX IN THE MORNING YOU GONNA DO THAT RIGHT IN MY FACE.
MOM: MOM TRYING TO STIFLE HER LAUGHTER
Let's just say better out then in I guess...
So a few hours later we go eat an awesome breakfast, get the room cleaned, get our stuff repacked and wake Tonay up (who apparently went to sleep in her birthday suit cuddled up to Rockin Robin sorry Rocking Rob!!)
So we make it home and I sleep from noon to 7pm (it was a most need nap) and we all survived a wacky Saturday.
Later we told Tonay all her stories and how she almost became the lifetime movie The Hangover: The Real Story.......
